Name of Film: THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Rating: R Release Date: December 25, 2013 Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Matthew McConaughey Director: Martin Scorsese Studio: Paramount Pictures Genre: Scorsese Out-Gekkos Gordon Gekko Recommendation: 4 out of 5 Live Goldfish Screaming and howling into multiplexes just in time for the
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Name of Film: THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY Rating: PG-13 Release Date: December 25, 2013 Starring: Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Kristen Wiig, Shirley MacLaine Director: Ben Stiller Studio: 20th Century Fox Genre: Stiller Makes A Thoroughly Modern Mitty Recommendation: 3 out of 5 Crap Jobs Escapism is at the
Read more Name of Film: THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY Rating: PG-13 Release Date: December 25, 2013 Starring: Ben Stiller, Sean Penn, Kristen Wiig, Shirley MacLaine Director: Ben Stiller Studio: 20th Century Fox Genre: Stiller Makes A Thoroughly Modern Mitty Recommendation: 3 out of 5 Crap Jobs Escapism is at the
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Name of Film: 47 RONIN Rating: PG-13 Release Date: December 25, 2013 Starring: Keanu Reeves Director: Carl Rinsch Studio: Universal Pictures Genre: Duuude, I Found My Inner Samurai Recommendation: 1 out of 5 Wooden Keanus Keanu Reeves is abandoned, enslaved, and beaten. He fights monsters, witches, half- breeds, and more
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Name of Film: ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES Rating: PG-13 Release Date: December 18, 2013 Starring: Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate Director: Adam McKay Studio: Paramount Pictures Genre: Newsman With Embarrassing Facial Hair Stays Classy Recommendation: 3 out of 5 Whale’s Vaginas We interrupt this regularly-scheduled review
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Name of Film: THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG Rating: PG-13 Release Date: December 13, 2013 Starring: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lilly, James Nesbitt Director: Peter Jackson Studio: New Line Cinema & MGM Genre: Peter Jackson Awakens His Movie-Maestro Mojo Recommendation: 5 out of 5
Read moreName of Film: OUT OF THE FURNACE Release Date: December 6th, 2013 Rating: R Starring: Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Woody Harrelson, Forest Whitaker, Zoë Saldana, Willem Dafoe Director: Scott Cooper Studio: Relativity Media Genre: Ex-Dark Knight Goes Darker…Waaay Darker Recommendation: 4 out of 5 Hillbilly Criminals Christian Bale throwing himself
Read moreName of Film: OUT OF THE FURNACE Release Date: December 6th, 2013 Rating: R Starring: Christian Bale, Casey Affleck, Woody Harrelson, Forest Whitaker, Zoë Saldana, Willem Dafoe Director: Scott Cooper Studio: Relativity Media Genre: Ex-Dark Knight Goes Darker…Waaay Darker Recommendation: 4 out of 5 Hillbilly Criminals Christian Bale throwing himself
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Name of Film: AMERICAN HUSTLE Rating: R Release Date: December 13, 2013 Starring: Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner Director: David O. Russell Studio: Columbia Pictures Genre: “The Sting” With Bell-Bottoms Recommendation: 4 out of 5 Jennifer Lawrence D-Cups Christian Bale and Jeremy Renner want to
Read more Name of Film: AMERICAN HUSTLE Rating: R Release Date: December 13, 2013 Starring: Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner Director: David O. Russell Studio: Columbia Pictures Genre: “The Sting” With Bell-Bottoms Recommendation: 4 out of 5 Jennifer Lawrence D-Cups Christian Bale and Jeremy Renner want to
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