Tag: dating
Schlong Out of Jail Free Card: Valentine’s Day
Passing up on sweet plans for February 14th is literally telling your penis, ‘instead of going to the water park that day, lets just take another lonely shower’. ... Read More
How to Get the Girl
Does this sound familiar? You’ve finally worked up the guts to ask an attractive woman you’ve started hanging out with on a date, and she replies with a sympathetic smile and a cliche: “You’re... Read More