The Car-Ma Sutra

By Teddy Field

*Barry White voice* “You’re listening to Late Night Loove on KNDY, Los Angeles…Fella’s, it’s about to be Valentine’s Day; that time of the year when you get to show that special someone, a little something special. Wine, chocolate, and that backseat magic only you and her can do. Of course, you won’t find many cars with a big bench seat anymore. But there are still a few cars you can use to get your groove on. And we’ll look at them; right after Luther Vandross sets the mood for us. If Only for One Night…on Late Night Love, KNDY FM, LA”

2015 Ford F-150
Welcome back. Finding a ride with enough room to “express your love” isn’t as easy as it once was. But the 2015 Ford F-150 SuperCrew has your back, backseat that is. With lots of real truck capability, the 4-door 2015 Ford F-150 can take you and your lady far-off the beaten path. Then you can climb in the back and let the magic begin.

The 2015 Ford F-150 SuperCrew comes with big backseat and plenty of room to move around. The standard 60/40 rear bench has a flat seat bottom, which is perfect for Missionary Style. If you want to get creative, you could pick up a copy of the Kama Sutra, and then fold up the seat bottoms to reveal the flat floor underneath where Ford left you more than enough space to try the Bandoleer, The Grip, or The Rider. But make sure to put down some satin sheets to avoid rug burn. Now let’s get back to the music, because Roberta Flack Feels Like Makin’ Love …on KNDY Los Angeles.

2015 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCrew
Starting @ $37,040
325-hp 2.7L Ecoboost V6
Baby-making features: Wide bench seats, flat cab floor, big truck bed for outdoor ‘fun’

2015 Chevrolet Suburban
Okay fellas, if you want to ditch the hotel and do Valentines up old school, then buy, borrow or rent a 2015 Chevrolet Suburban. You can drive this grotto-on-wheels up to Lover’s Lane, and show her what you learned in the Kama Sutra. The Chevy Big was just redesigned this year, and it has even more room than before. If you want a hotel suite that you can…drive, brotha this is it.

The most ‘love friendly’ configuration is the 8-passenger model with the middle bench seat. Fold the back two rows flat and you have a cavernous 121 cu-ft to spread out and make sweet love. [Photo here] Some of the positions you’ll have room for include Afternoon Delight, The Eagle, The Slide, The Glowing Juniper, The Cross, and The Hero. And the 2015 Suburban has plenty of room, just in case some of her friends want to get in on the action… I’ll Make Love To You by Boyz II Men, on KNDY Los Angeles.

2015 Chevrolet Suburban LT
Starting @ $53,455
355-hp 5.3L EcoTec3 V8
Baby-making features: Room baby, glorious room…

2015 Honda Fit (no photo)
You’re listening to Late Night Love, coming to you from the City of Angels on KNDY FM… We’re talking about the Car-ma Sutra, and the automobiles that you can use to show your lady a good time. The last car on our list is the 2015 Honda Fit, which has what Honda calls a ‘Magic Seat’. And yes fellas, you can use this seat to make some real Valentines magic…

Simply remove the front headrests then recline the seats flush with the rear 60/40 bench, and you have your very own little Love Lounge. You can do the Crouching Tiger, The Hinge, The Ship, The Frog, The Column, The Galley, or you can make up your own Magic Seat Magic Moves.

So pick up a copy of the Kama Sutra, then buy, borrow, or rent one of these rides to make this Valentine’s Day one to remember… Keep it locked on Late Night Love…Here’s Dr. Love himself, with Can’t Get Enough of Your Love Baby on KNDY FM.

2015 Honda Fit
Starting @ $15,650
130-hp 1.5L i-VTEC 4-pot
Baby-making features: Magic Seat

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